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'''Bureaucratic Hall''' is building found on [[Gregarious Grange]] in the [[Groddle Meadow]] Region.
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There are three '''Bureaucratic Halls''' in [[Ur]]. One can be found on [[Gregarious Grange]] in the [[Groddle Meadow]] [[region]] of the world, another on [[Baeli Bray]] in the [[Muufo]] region, and the third is on [[Chego Chase]] in the [[Andra]] region. The only resource here is [[Cup of Water|Bureaucratic water]], which players can drink but has no other uses. In the Bureacratic Hall players can get papers and permits that for riding the subway and building a [[Tower]].
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To get a meeting with one of the [[Bureaucrat]]s, players must go to the front of the counter in the Hall, and one of the Bureaucrats will tell players to wait a moment. Players must move to the left of the sign, in the waiting room and stand still. While standing still, players get a [[buff]] [[Please Wait]] on a 10 second timer, after the timer reaches zero a Bureaucrat calls the player for a meeting. Moving Glitchen around in the waiting room during the buff will alert players with a pop up asking to hold still, then the timer will restart.
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==Uses==
 
==Uses==
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In the Bureacratic Hall you can get your papers in order. This lets you ride in the subway. You can also get water, which you can drink but has no other uses.
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The Bureaucrats can provide you with several documents:
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===Card-Carrying Qualification===
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Visit the Bureaucratic Hall to purchase a [[Card-Carrying Qualification (Item)|Card-Carrying Qualification]]. Activate this document to buy other documents.
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===Your Papers===
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After activating the Card-Carrying Qualification, learn [[Bureaucratic Arts I]] and purchase [[Your Papers]]. Complete Your Papers to ride the [[subway]] and get [[General Building Permit]]s.
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===General Building Permit===
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After completing Your Papers, learn [[Bureaucratic Arts II]] to buy a [[General Building Permit]] to build a [[Tower]] on your [[Home Street]].
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==Bureaucracy Questions==
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Acquiring a General Building Permit or Your Papers from the Bureaucratic Hall involves talking to one of the agents and answering to at least one question. The questions and their answers seem to be randomly generated, there is no particular answer that will give you the paper immediately, and a wrong answer to a specific question may (or may not) be the good answer later.
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The good answer will give you a Your Papers (for 100 currants) or General Building Permit (for 500 currants).
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The wrong answer will send you to another agent who will take care of your application and will ask you another question.
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This is the list of the questions agents are asking:
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
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! Phrase
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! Question
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! Choices
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| I may be able to help you with that. || But first, please choose between the following: || Pirates - Ninja
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|-
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| I may be able to help you out. || But first, which is better? || Laughter - Pants
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|-
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| I imagine I should be able to sign this off. || Quick question though: which is the superior letter? || P - F
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|-
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| I can probably deal with your application. || One final question, which is optimal? || Cake - Death
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|-
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| Can't see any issue with your application. || One last thing. Your favourite fruit? || Lemon - Other
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|-
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| I may be able to help with that. || One final Question. Do you consider honey a dairy product? || Yes - No
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|-
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| I may be able to help you out with this. || First though, quick question. Which do you prefer? || Sailing - Ketchup
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|-
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| I may be able to deal with this. || Quick question, though. Does Sandy Claws exist? || Yes - No - Who?
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|-
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| That should be possible. || Before we proceed, which number is preferable? || Six - Ninety-four
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|-
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| I may be able to help. || Quick question first, though. Is it ever too late? || Yes - No
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|-
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| I may be prepared to sign this off. || First, though: your favourite color? || Yellow - Black
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|-
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| It sounds like I may be able to help, || but first, one more quick question: || Scrambled - Fried
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|-
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| I should be able to help you. || First, however, answer me this. What time is love? || 2pm - Before lunch
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|-
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| I may be able to help. || One question, though. Given the choice: Bowl or Plate? || Bowl - Plate
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|-
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| I should be able to help. || One last question: if bacon is wrong, do you want to be right? || No - The hypothesis is invalid
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|-
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| Sounds reasonable. || Before we proceed, I must ask, which shell-height do you prefer? ||High shelves - Ankle-height shelves
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|-
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| I can't see why not. || One last thing before we proceed: which is greater? || Antelopes - Capitalism
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|-
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| I might be able to help. || One last thing: which is your preferred destination. || Ski Slopes - Cowboy Ranch
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|-
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| I might be able to help with that. || First though, which is superior? || Fast bus - Slow speedboat
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|-
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| I don't see why not. || But first, one question. What's my square root? || 67 - I prefer not to say
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|-
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| I don't see any issue with your application. || But first, which do you prefer? || Velcro - Glory
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|-
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| I should think it is possible. || Before we sign off, quick question: Which is superior? || An apple - An orange
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|-
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| I think I can help you with this. || One question first... Please choose between the following: || Daddy - Chips
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|-
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| I may be able to do this for you. ||One quick question, though: which is better? ||Logic - Swimming
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|-
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|That might be within my juridiction. ||One final thing, which do you prefer? ||Egg - Jasmine
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|-
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| I may be able to deal with this. ||Final question, though, which number is better? ||13 - 44278
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|-
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| Shouldn't be too much of a problem. ||Quick question first. Do you prefer: ||Frozen bananas - A cornballer
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|-
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| Sounds like something we can help with. ||Before that: your favourite shape? ||Triangle - Dodecahedron
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|-
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| That should be possible. || First, however, can you just tell me your preferred shape? ||Dodecahedron - Other
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|-
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| I should be able to help with that. ||But first, favorite noise? ||Duck - Not a Duck
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|-
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| I imagine we can help. ||One question first. Which came first? ||The Chicken - The Grain
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|-
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| I don't see why not. ||But first, answer me this: Who let the dogs out? ||A man called Graham - Someone else
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|-
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|I should be able to help with that. ||First, however, one question: ||Innie? - Outie?
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|-
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| I might be able to help with that. ||Before we proceed: which is superior? ||Shelving - Polenta
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|-
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| I may be able to help you with that. ||But first, which cloud is better? ||Cirrus - Cumulonimbus
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|-
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| That should be possible. ||But first, quick question: which number is better? ||631 - 11
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|-
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| I should be able to help. ||But one final question before we do: Which is better? ||Feathers - Gratitude
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|-
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| It should be possible to sign this off. ||But one quick check, do you prefer: ||Hairry hats - Other hats
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|-
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| It sounds I should be able to sign this off. ||First: Which is better? ||Wool - Geometry
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|-
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| Sounds all in order. ||Answer me this first, please: What is the eminent shape? ||Circle - Rectangle
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|-
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| I may be able to assist you on this. ||But first, I have to ask you: which is optimal? ||Hats - Salmon
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| This shouldn't be a problem. ||One last question. Your favorite color? ||Beige - Other
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| I should be able to rubber stamp this. ||Before that, though, your favorite color? ||Purple - Not Purple
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|-
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| Shouldn't be a problem. ||Quick question first: Which color is better? ||Red - Taupe
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|}
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*If you look in the back, you can see one of the bureaucrats is playing what seems to be a Glitch version of Farmville on his computer.  
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*If you look in the back, you can see one of the bureaucrats is playing a game akin to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FarmVille Farmville] on his computer
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* One of the questions asked gives the choices of 'cake' or 'death' which is a famous [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard Eddie Izzard] comedy skit
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* One of the questions asks if Sandy Claws exists. Sandy Claws is a character of Santa Claus in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nightmare_Before_Christmas The Nightmare Before Christmas]
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==External links==
 
==External links==
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*Location Page for Bureaucratic Hall [http://alpha.glitch.com/locations/LIF101O8CDQ1AMU/]
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*[https://www.glitchthegame.com/locations/groddle-meadow/LLI32G3NUTD100I/ Glitch Encyclopedia Entry on Gregarious Grange Location]
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<noinclude>[[Category:Street]]</noinclude>
 
<noinclude>[[Category:Street]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 01:16, 3 June 2019

Bureaucratic Hall
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Region Bureaucratic Hall
Adjacent streets Gregarious Grange
On the street
Street Spirit/Vendor ???
Shrine ???
Patches ???
Trees that grow ???

There are three Bureaucratic Halls in Ur. One can be found on Gregarious Grange in the Groddle Meadow region of the world, another on Baeli Bray in the Muufo region, and the third is on Chego Chase in the Andra region. The only resource here is Bureaucratic water, which players can drink but has no other uses. In the Bureacratic Hall players can get papers and permits that for riding the subway and building a Tower.

To get a meeting with one of the Bureaucrats, players must go to the front of the counter in the Hall, and one of the Bureaucrats will tell players to wait a moment. Players must move to the left of the sign, in the waiting room and stand still. While standing still, players get a buff Please Wait on a 10 second timer, after the timer reaches zero a Bureaucrat calls the player for a meeting. Moving Glitchen around in the waiting room during the buff will alert players with a pop up asking to hold still, then the timer will restart.

Uses

The Bureaucrats can provide you with several documents:

Card-Carrying Qualification

Visit the Bureaucratic Hall to purchase a Card-Carrying Qualification. Activate this document to buy other documents.

Your Papers

After activating the Card-Carrying Qualification, learn Bureaucratic Arts I and purchase Your Papers. Complete Your Papers to ride the subway and get General Building Permits.

General Building Permit

After completing Your Papers, learn Bureaucratic Arts II to buy a General Building Permit to build a Tower on your Home Street.

Bureaucracy Questions

Acquiring a General Building Permit or Your Papers from the Bureaucratic Hall involves talking to one of the agents and answering to at least one question. The questions and their answers seem to be randomly generated, there is no particular answer that will give you the paper immediately, and a wrong answer to a specific question may (or may not) be the good answer later.

The good answer will give you a Your Papers (for 100 currants) or General Building Permit (for 500 currants).

The wrong answer will send you to another agent who will take care of your application and will ask you another question.

This is the list of the questions agents are asking:

Phrase Question Choices
I may be able to help you with that. But first, please choose between the following: Pirates - Ninja
I may be able to help you out. But first, which is better? Laughter - Pants
I imagine I should be able to sign this off. Quick question though: which is the superior letter? P - F
I can probably deal with your application. One final question, which is optimal? Cake - Death
Can't see any issue with your application. One last thing. Your favourite fruit? Lemon - Other
I may be able to help with that. One final Question. Do you consider honey a dairy product? Yes - No
I may be able to help you out with this. First though, quick question. Which do you prefer? Sailing - Ketchup
I may be able to deal with this. Quick question, though. Does Sandy Claws exist? Yes - No - Who?
That should be possible. Before we proceed, which number is preferable? Six - Ninety-four
I may be able to help. Quick question first, though. Is it ever too late? Yes - No
I may be prepared to sign this off. First, though: your favourite color? Yellow - Black
It sounds like I may be able to help, but first, one more quick question: Scrambled - Fried
I should be able to help you. First, however, answer me this. What time is love? 2pm - Before lunch
I may be able to help. One question, though. Given the choice: Bowl or Plate? Bowl - Plate
I should be able to help. One last question: if bacon is wrong, do you want to be right? No - The hypothesis is invalid
Sounds reasonable. Before we proceed, I must ask, which shell-height do you prefer? High shelves - Ankle-height shelves
I can't see why not. One last thing before we proceed: which is greater? Antelopes - Capitalism
I might be able to help. One last thing: which is your preferred destination. Ski Slopes - Cowboy Ranch
I might be able to help with that. First though, which is superior? Fast bus - Slow speedboat
I don't see why not. But first, one question. What's my square root? 67 - I prefer not to say
I don't see any issue with your application. But first, which do you prefer? Velcro - Glory
I should think it is possible. Before we sign off, quick question: Which is superior? An apple - An orange
I think I can help you with this. One question first... Please choose between the following: Daddy - Chips
I may be able to do this for you. One quick question, though: which is better? Logic - Swimming
That might be within my juridiction. One final thing, which do you prefer? Egg - Jasmine
I may be able to deal with this. Final question, though, which number is better? 13 - 44278
Shouldn't be too much of a problem. Quick question first. Do you prefer: Frozen bananas - A cornballer
Sounds like something we can help with. Before that: your favourite shape? Triangle - Dodecahedron
That should be possible. First, however, can you just tell me your preferred shape? Dodecahedron - Other
I should be able to help with that. But first, favorite noise? Duck - Not a Duck
I imagine we can help. One question first. Which came first? The Chicken - The Grain
I don't see why not. But first, answer me this: Who let the dogs out? A man called Graham - Someone else
I should be able to help with that. First, however, one question: Innie? - Outie?
I might be able to help with that. Before we proceed: which is superior? Shelving - Polenta
I may be able to help you with that. But first, which cloud is better? Cirrus - Cumulonimbus
That should be possible. But first, quick question: which number is better? 631 - 11
I should be able to help. But one final question before we do: Which is better? Feathers - Gratitude
It should be possible to sign this off. But one quick check, do you prefer: Hairry hats - Other hats
It sounds I should be able to sign this off. First: Which is better? Wool - Geometry
Sounds all in order. Answer me this first, please: What is the eminent shape? Circle - Rectangle
I may be able to assist you on this. But first, I have to ask you: which is optimal? Hats - Salmon
This shouldn't be a problem. One last question. Your favorite color? Beige - Other
I should be able to rubber stamp this. Before that, though, your favorite color? Purple - Not Purple
Shouldn't be a problem. Quick question first: Which color is better? Red - Taupe

Trivia

  • If you look in the back, you can see one of the bureaucrats is playing a game akin to Farmville on his computer
  • One of the questions asked gives the choices of 'cake' or 'death' which is a famous Eddie Izzard comedy skit
  • One of the questions asks if Sandy Claws exists. Sandy Claws is a character of Santa Claus in The Nightmare Before Christmas

External links

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