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" Feats are the adventures, exploits and accomplishments of Ancient Heroes who saved the world from danger, discovered the truths of our existence, explored new lands, invented new technologies or created new delights for all to enjoy. The recreation of these Feats by contemporary Glitchen gives vigor to the Giants and allows them to remember lands once lost to history, create new activities, unlock new upgrades and achievements and generally enrich the world. You can participate in the recreation of these Feats by contributing while a Feat is active. Look for notifications on your home page, in the calendar and in the game itself. "

Feats are Ur-wide events for Glitchen; they last one game-week (24 hours), and have a target goal that everyone can participate in. Rewards are granted based on whether the group goal is met; there are additional rewards for the most active participants. (While the feat is in progress, you can see your own contribution in a small bubble attached to the "Current Goal" counter.)

Feats in Glitch occurred in years 24 and 25; they were used as ways to introduce new regions or new game features.

List of Past Feats

The Meditation of Groddlocritus (Year 24)

(Fever 35th to 40th)

“     And so it was that on the 36th of Fever, Year 24, the Glitchen of Ur came together and re-created Groddlocritus' amazing feat of 11,113 minutes of meditation — which, as every school-Glitch knows, lead to the discovery of Imagination. The Feat completion rewards are detailed in the forums. ”

Goal: Meditate for many minutes.

Levels: Minimum - 11,113; Final Total - 24,971

Legend of the Feat

In the mists, in the unconsciousness, in the time of no-self, with everything on the edge of coming-to-be but nothing at all coming into being, Groddlocritus sat.

Each moment that passed, his mind became clearer — but it was so very muddled to begin with that many, many, many moments had to pass before he had the first inkling that his thoughts were his own.

Breathing in and breathing out, his perception keened and his intuition clarified. Minutes, then hours, then days. A musing. A figment. A fancy, a notion, a dream … Finally: he Imagined!

World Changes as a result of completing this feat: The introduction of quoin shards (allowing multiple Glitchen to share the benefits of a single quoin), and the regions Haoma and Kloro. Glitch page for this feat.

Mihceal, Blow that Conch (Year 24)

(Remember 14th to 19th)

“     And so it was that the many Glitchen of Ur blew and played and then blew and also played and basically did the conch thing over and over and over and over … Participants shared a pool of 500,000 iMG, 1,000,000 mood and 54,358 favor with Grendaline. Top contributors received a piece of an ancient artifact. The recreation of this feat unlocked the region Firozi. ”

Goal: Play the Conch.

Levels: Minimum - 27,179; Final Total - 45,753

The Legend

Mihceal, nephew of Esquibeth, third of his name, ninth in line as the Duke of Firozi, was a handsome boy and well-loved by all. But he was also a little bit annoying.

When his famous aunt returned from her last pilgrimage, she let him hold the conch she took as an artifact … and that seemed to be a mistake.

Mihceal played the conch for everyone he saw! And then he moved over so that he saw other people and played it for them as well. And he kept doing that, over and over, until he had played the conch for 27,179 different people.

But what no-one knew was that the song he played was what allowed the Giants to remember so many places for so long.

In the millennia since then, his home region of Firozi has been forgotten by the Giants. But legend has it that if we all play the conch enough times for enough other people, Firozi will be remembered once more.

World Changes as a result of this completing this feat: The appearance of the Firozi region.

Glitch page for this feat.

Feats of the Pentyahtewan Assembly Epic (Year 25)

Each time a disturbance causes the minds of the Eleven Giants to drift apart, the world they imagine when they come back together is somewhat different than it was before. Some "glitches" are to be expected.

The coming-together of Giant imaginations is a time of creation, renewal and discovery. The Penyahtewan Assembly was no exception.

The Penyahtewan Assembly followed the last pilgrimage of Esquibeth as Glitchen from across the seas and skies and islands (and glaciers, deserts, mountains, plains, valleys, forests, hollows, hills, taigas, tundras and every other type of place) came together in the new land of Ur to explore, meet one another, and, gingerly, see how things worked now …

Hispikulus's Amazing Ramble

(Bruise 9th to 13th)

“     And so it was that the many Glitchen of the present time duly honored Hispikulus's Amazing Ramble, exploring the many streets of Ur and collected a boatload of Qurazy Quoins in the process. ”

Goal: Collect Qurazy Quoins

Goal Levels: Minimum - 13,331 qq; Bonus - 131,311 qq; SuperMega - 503,131 qq.

Accomplished: 138,704 qurazy quoins collected

The Legend Oh, Hispikulus, that rambunctious scamp! How he loved to run and hide, exploring everywhere. He did not last long in the crowds of the Penyahtewan Assembly, before he was off exploring Ur. Indeed, he rambled to every location across the wide expanses of Ur.

Miraculously, he did not grow weary from his wandering. Instead, each step only increased his vigor and each leap sproinged him further. As he charted newly-rearranged lands, both familiar places and those brand new to him seemed to call out "Hispikulus! Hispikulus! Oh, we love you, Hispikulus! We loooooooove you."

Later in life, Hispikulus was diagnosed with the syndrome of manifold manias that now bears his name: Hispikuluian Amblyopia. He also suffered from an "over-attachment" to no-no powder. But, still…

Glitch page for this feat.

Deaths & Reminiscences

(Bruise 14th to 19th)

“     And so it was that the many Glitchen of Ur mourned and celebrated and (slowly) walked through the streets of Naraka and then mourned and celebrated even more until justice was done to the memory of The Penyahtewan Assembly's great reminiscing. ”

Feat description during the event:

“     Mourn or Celebrate the lives of as many Glitchen at as many Graves as you can. Also, help out your fellows by dying a few times yourself, so they may mourn or celebrate at your gravestone. ”

Goal: Mourn or celebrate the graves of others.

Goal Levels: Minimum - 9,109; Bonus - 23,003; Super mega - 54,319.

Accomplished: 54,785 graves mourned or celebrated

The Legend: At the Assembly, all of Glitchdom shed a tear and raised a glass to those who were not remembered by the Giants once everything came together again. It was an orgy of mourning, a sad promenade of celebration … and it made very many drink tickets.

Glitch page for this feat.

The Call to Feast

(Bruise 20th to 25th)

“     The Assembly members were able to hum and pace and sing and sway all their not-yet-imagined and already-forgotten friends & loved ones to the attention of the Giants. And as each entered the Giants' consciousness, they became real and joined in the feast, the frolic and The Game Itself. ”

“     As they did at the Penyahtewan Assembly, so you may do now: invite as many friends to play Glitch as you can. Each invitation will both enliven the world, bring pleasure to the newly initiated and, of course, increase your contribution to The Call to Feast. (Invites can be sent from your "add friends" page. ”

Goal: Invite friends to play Glitch.

Goal Levels: minimum - 10,243; bonus - ??; super mega - ??

Goal Not Met: 3,058 / 10,243 Invites

Achieved:

The Legend The Assembly members were able to hum and pace and sing and sway all their not-yet-imagined and already-forgotten friends & loved ones to the attention of the Giants. And as each entered the Giants consciousness, they became real and joined in the feast, the frolic and The Game Itself.

As The Game grew, each enlightened each, and all amused all, till that sublime communion ennobled us all in the glory of Ur.

Glitch page for this feat.

Sparkla's Shine on the Giants

(Bruise 26th to 31st)

“     Sparkla was elderly when she ensured her name would be known throughout history, but she was not frail. She was determined to shine a light inside the minds of the Giants and her ambition was realized with each swing of her trusty Fancy Pick. ”

“     Recreate the remarkable accomplishment of Sparkla who, at the time of The Penyahtewan Assembly, managed to donate 1,234,577 chunks of sparkly to the shrines across Ur. Each chunk you donate to a shrine advances us all towards the goal of recreating "Sparkla's Shine on the Giants". ”

Goal: Donate Chunks of Sparkly Rock to the shrines of Ur.

Goal Levels: minimum - 1,234,577; bonus - 11,111,117; super mega - 33,333,331

Accomplished: 9,434,634 chunks of sparkly donated

The Legend Sparkla was elderly when she ensured her name would be known throughout history, but she was not frail. She was determined to shine a light inside the minds of the Giants and her ambition was realized with each swing of her trusty Fancy Pick.

You see, before Sparkla, the rocks that we now call "Sparkly" were called "Beanfarters' Ore" and, as such, did not attract much of a following. Indeed, no-one knew that they were rich in the shiny element — no-one even knew that there was a shiny element. Until Sparkla came along.

While the Assembly members gathered to discuss the various motions before the various councils and debate the "serious" questions of the day, Sparkla's simple desire was to express her gratitude to the Giants for the newly restored world, following Esquibeth's Last Pilgrimage.

Because she had never heard them called Beanfarters' Ore, she could more clearly see the true nature of the sparkly rocks that abounded in the newly arranged world of Ur and could see the shine inside of them.

And so she alone, despite her advanced years, managed to mine and donate an astounding 1,234,577 chunks of sparkly rock to shrines all over the world. And that is why, today, the special little rock is known as "Sparkly".

Glitch page for this feat.

Questing and Contesting

(Bruise 32nd to 37th)

“     Those gathered for The Penyahtewan Assembly had many and varied skills and this gathering was an excellent time for showing off. They ran, they jumped, they reasoned and they solved like no other time. ”

“     In honor of the activities which ceremonially closed The Penyahtewan Assembly, complete as many quests as you can. Normal quests and "reminisced" quests count alike; each one advances us toward our noble goal just the same. ”

Goal: Complete Quests.

Goal Levels: minimum - 17,191; bonus - 33,301; super mega - 57,751

Accomplished: 49,672 quests completed

The Legend Those gathered for The Penyahtewan Assembly had many and varied skills and this gathering was an excellent time for showing off. They ran, they jumped, they reasoned and they solved like no other time.

There was Butska the strongman, Gwendolyn the nimble, Percival the quick-of-mind and an unnamed Priestess of Tii whose sacred numinations underwrote the decision making of a thousand-and-nine lesser champions. And there were many more, besides.

At the end of the Assembly, after having welcomed both old friends and new, they decided to have an extended closing ceremony and perform a myriad of quests for one another.

Each took turns astounding and goading-on the others (though in between times, during the completion of the more prosaic tasks, they mostly took turns occupying one another's glazed-over field of vision).

By the time it was over, there were rocks hewn and boards cut and platforms leapt and beds made and routes mapped and supper-on-the-table again for everyone.

Glitch page for this feat.

The Incantations of Absurdity

Make up Feat for Failure of The Call to Feast (Bruise 38th to 43rd)

“     After the rambling exploration, the reminiscing & redemption, the calling (or not) to feast, the sparkling & the shining and all the various contesting, the many Glitchen of Ur did gradually start to wander off, often muttering as they went. "This Game," they said — by which of course, they meant, by metaphorical extension, the lives they were leading, the world they inhabited, the rules by which they acted, the whole thing, all together — "is absolutely preposterous." "I agree wholeheartedly!" another would chime in. But there was always that nagging feeling, someone lagging behind, who'd eventually pipe up "Yet, I kind of like it." We all kind of like it. Kind of. ”

The Legend Goal: For 1 point in a location one would say, "This game is absolutely preposterous." Followed by a second player for 2 points: "I agree wholeheartedly!" Then ended by a 3rd player with the phrase, "Yet, I kind of like it."

Goal Levels: minimum - 10,007; bonus - 49,999; super mega - 333,331

Accomplished: 335,934 Incantation points

Unlocked: Ormonos, Jal, Lida locations, a pair of quests Join the Club (feat. “Pintura Prosa”) and Color Unblocking, Giant costumes, Steampunk, and Flapper outfits in the wardrobe.

Glitch page for this feat.

An Abstrixian Aside

• A Fine How-Do-You-Do - Say Hi
• The Good Neighbor - Leave gifts at Home Streets.
• "… And Ask Nothing in Return" - Pet and Water without harvesting
• The Lucky Streak - Get Nekkid.

The End Is Neigh

• Tottly's Toys - Cubimal racing
• Heebo's Happy Accident - Interact with animals
• The First Glimmer of the Giants' Awakening - And yet, I will really miss it.