Ilmenskie Jones
Ilmenskie Jones is an inhabitant met in Axis Denyde as part of the Ilmenskie Jones and the Sealed Cavern quest.
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Professor of porkthropology, obtainer of rare artifacts and the most famous porcine adventurer in all of Ur, Ilmenskie Jones is perhaps the most dreamy pig ever to wear a hat. He only suffers two flaws: fear of noodles (apparently he doesn't like the way they slither), and a tendency to get trapped in caves. ”
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Actions
- Pick up
- Nibble
- Release
External Links
- Ilmenskie Jones at the glitchthegame Encyclopedia
Quest Dialogue
(warning: spoilers)
Jones: Thank the Giants you're here, and not a second too soon!
Reply: What's wrong?
Jones: I seem to have become trapped somehow. Probably something about an idol or an ancient curse. I'm pretty sure mummies were involved in some capacity. We can work out the details later. Anyway, the cave entrance has collapsed, and I can't reach the exit. You've got to help me escape!
Reply: How do I do that?
Jones: Just pick me up, and we can get the hell out of here!
Reply: OK
If you try to nibble Jones:
Jones: Don't get fresh with me, kid. This is life or death here.
After release:
Jones: That was a close one. Thanks for your help; this will rank among my greatest adventures.
Reply: Getting stuck in a cave?
Jones: We can spice it up a little. I'll throw in something about the cult of an ancient god and a pit full of serpents. Trust me--this stuff is box office dynamite.
Reply: If you say so.