Quest

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Also see: Alphabetical list of quest pages.

A Quest is a task instructed to the player via a dialogue from the Magic Rock.

Once the task has been completed, the rock will reward you with XP, energy, mood, currants, or favor.

Some quests teleport you to a special street, such as Rainbow Run and The Amazing Race. Others must be completed in a certain amount of time or require the help of friends, such as the Peter out Peat quest.

Quests from learning Skills

Most Quests are assigned after the player finishes learning a new Skill. For more detailed information on the Quests, visit the Quest page.

Skill	Quest	Description
Alchemy I	Test Tube Basics	Make 1 Groddlene and 1 Spriggase.
Alchemy II	Rub Eleven Out	Make 11 Tin Ingots, 11 Copper Ingots and 11 Molybdenum Ingots.
Animal Husbandry	Three Eggs, One Basket	Make 1 Piggy Egg, 1 Chicken Egg and 1 Butterfly Egg.
Animal Kinship I	Porcine Pleaser	Pet 6 Piggies.
Animal Kinship II	Happy Endings For All!	Massage 7 Butterflies.
Animal Kinship III	Get a Rasher	Nibble 13 Piggies.
Animal Kinship IV	Go Moloko Loco, Butterfly Style	Milk 13 Butterflies.
Animal Kinship V	Doin' the Ol' MacDonald	Name 1 Piggy and 1 Butterfly.
Animal Kinship VI	Chicken Music Block Combo	Obtain 1 Musicblock from squeezing a Chicken.
Animal Kinship VII	Nibble, Milk and Squeeze TO THE MAX	Get a Super Harvest from 1 Piggy, 1 Butterfly and 1 Chicken.
Blending I	Juice Medley Melee	Make 1 Fruity Juice, 1 Lemon Juice and 1 Orange Juice.
Blending II	Get into a Froth	Make 1 Too-Berry Shake, 1 Earthshaker and 1 Bubble Tea.
Blockmaking I	Block Party	Make 3 Urth Blocks.
Bog Specialization	Peter out Peat	Harvest a full Peat Bog in less than 9 seconds.
Botany	Advanced Bean Fancification	Make 2 different kinds of Seasoned Beans.
Bubble Tuning	Bubble Transmogrification	Make 7 Tiny Bubbles and 7 Blue Bubbles.
Bureaucratic Arts I	n/a
Bureaucratic Arts II	n/a
Bureaucratic Arts III	??
Cheffery I	Eggs 'n' Basics	Make 1 Fried Eggs, 1 Basic Omelet and 1 Bun.
Cheffery II	Eggy McWeggies	Make 7 Mexicali Eggs, 11 Green Eggs and 15 Eggy Scrambles.
Cheffery III	Down Home Cookin'	Make 7 Bubble and Squeaks and 11 Corny Fritters.
Cocktail Crafting I	Shake and Stir	Make and drink 5 Creamy Martinis.
Cocktail Crafting II	Bartending with Yourself... Oh Oh Oh, Bartending with Yourself	Make and drink 1 Cloudberry Daiquiri and 1 Cosma-politan.
Croppery I	A Beltful of Onions	Plant and harvest 50 Onions.
Croppery II	Tater Pimp	Grow 50 Potatoes and 50 Tomatoes, then sell them at an Auction.
Croppery III	Crops a-Planty	Plant and harvest at least one of all the 13 Crops.
Crystallography I	n/a
Distilling I	One For My Baby - and 23 More for the Road	Make 24 Hooches and sell/trade/give them to other players.
EZ Cooking I	Lay-zee Choppin'	Make 1 Flour, 1 Lazy Salad and 1 Cheese Plate.
EZ Cooking II	Sleepytime Feast	Make 1 Juicy Carpaccio, 1 Common Crudites and 1 Cold Taco.
Element Handling	Get Elemental!	Buy 1 Elemental Pouch.
Engineering I	Machine Shop Pit Stop
Eyeballery I	Vision Quest	Help a myopic Frog see what's on the other side of the room.
Focused Meditation	Focus Pocus	Focus your meditation and gain 24 energy or mood points in one go.
Fruit Changing	Yes, You Have No Bananas	Make 5 Oranges, 5 Apples and 5 Strawberries.
Fuelmaking I	We're Off to See the Lizard	Make and deliver a Fuel Cell to a broken Maintenance Bot.
Gardening I	Bring in the sheaves	Harvest 1 Fruit Tree, 1 Bubble Tree, and 1 Spice Plant.
Gardening II	One, Two, Tree, Four, Six, Eight	Harvest each of the 8 different kinds of Trees, all in one Game Day.
Gardening III	Last Egg Standing	Harvest the last Egg from an Egg Plant.
Gardening IV	Bean There, Done That	Plant 3 Seasoned Beans and grow them past the Seedling phase.
Gardening V	Super Secret Happy Bonus Tree Harvest	Get a Super Harvest from 7 different kinds of Trees (the Paper Tree is not included).
Gasmogrification	Get the Vapours	Make 3 Heavy Gas, 3 Helium and 3 Crying Gas.
Grilling I	The Grill of Victory	Make 1 Simple BBQ and 3 Grilled Cheese.
Grilling II	Lemburgers for Lem	Make 3 Lemburgers and donate them to Lem.
Herbalism I	Shucks To Be You	Shuck Herbs for 6 Seeds, the plant & harvest.
Herbalism II	Herbal Hat-Trickery	Get 3 Super Harvests from Herbs.
Herdkeeping	Hogtie Some Hoggies	Capture 3 Piggies off a public street.
Intermediate Admixing	Begin with The Beaker & Master the Beaker	First, make 1 Fertilidust Lite. Then, make 1 Fairly Hallowed Shrine Powder and 1 Powder of Mild Fecundity.
Jellisac Hands I	A Slatheration of Jellisacs	Get a Super Harvest from scooping Jellisac, then take them to a Shrine to Grendaline.
Levitation	n/a
Light Green Thumb I	Give Some H2O Love	Water 5 Trees.
Light Green Thumb II	Be A Tree-Pleaser	Improve the health of 7 Trees visibly.
Light Green Thumb III	Water Water Everywhere	Use a Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 until it breaks.
Martial Imagination	n/a
Master Chef I	A Reasonable Dinner	Make 1 Meat Gumbo, 1 Tasty Pasta and 1 Pickle.
Master Chef II	n/a
Meditative Arts I	Tooling Around & Blue Ocean	Buy a Focusing Orb & meditate for a cumulative total of 1 minute.
Meditative Arts II	Cold Comfort	Meditate for a cumulative total of 1 minute in Wintry Place - without leaving.
Meditative Arts III	Relax to the Max	Receive 50 mood in 1 meditation.
Mining I	Dullite, Beryl and Sparkly	Get 17 Chunks of Dullite, 13 Chunks of Beryl and 11 Chunks of Sparkly from mining.
Mining II	Giv'r 'till you Shiver	Mine 15 times in 5 (real) minutes.
Mining III	Another Day Older and Deeper In Debt	Fully mine 5 Rocks in 1 Game Day.
Mining IV	Hard Rock Miner	Use a Fancy Pick until it breaks.
Penpersonship I	n/a
Piety I	n/a
Potionmaking I	Potion Detector	Make 5 Potions.
Potionmaking II	Epicly Perilous Potian Trial of Perilousness	Make 7 different Potions in 1 Game Day.
Potionmaking III	??
Refining I	Perfectly Refined	Obtain 50 Red, 50 Green, 50 Blue and 50 Shiny Elements.
Refining II	The Daily Grind	Crush 200 Chunks of Ore in 2 minutes.
Remote Herdkeeping	Got Milk?	Install a Butterfly Milker and a Meat Collector in your back yard and let them fill up.
Saucery I	Sauce Trifecta	Make 1 Mild Sauce, 1 Cheezy Sauce and 1 Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce.
Saucery II	Get Sauced	Make 1 Tangy Sauce, 1 Wicked Bolognese Sauce and 1 Creamy Catsup.
Smelting I	Helter Smelter	Make 20 Plain Metal Ingots in one go.
Soil Appreciation I	Can You Dig It?	Dig 7 Lumps of Earth from Patches or Dirt Piles.
Soil Appreciation II	It Takes Two	Dig a Dirt Pile three times, together with another player.
Soil Appreciation III	Many Shovels Make Something-Something Loam	Obtain 11 Lumps of Loam from Dirt Piles or Patches in 30 minutes.
Soil Appreciation IV	The Unbearable Lightness of Bean	Plant at least 1 Seasoned Bean in 3 different Regions.
Soil Appreciation V	Seed to Scythe	Plant 5 Seasoned Bean your back yard and raise them to fully grown Trees.
Spice Milling	Spice is the Variety of Life	Make 2 Ginger, 2 Curry, 2 Mustard and 2 Black Pepper.
Teleportation I	Beam You Up & To Xalanga, And Beyond	Use a landing point to teleport from one region to another.
Teleportation II	Fear of Flying	Teleport 5 times in 30 minutes.
Teleportation III	Three's a Cloud	Teleport with 3 or more other players following you.
Teleportation IV	Ilmenskie Jones and the Sealed Cavern	??
Teleportation V	The World Through Ur Eyes	Make 3 Teleportation Scripts and give them to 3 different players.
Tincturing I	Tincture Tailor	Make all 7 Tinctures.
Tinkering I	Tinker Well	Spend 15 seconds repairing a broken Tool.
Tinkering II	Third Time Really Is the Charm	Repair 3 different Tools back to 100% capacity.
Tinkering III	Tinker With Your Tool(s)	Repair a Tinkertool back to 100% capacity.
Tinkering IV	Gettin' Crafty	Make 1 Frying Pan, 1 Hatchet and 1 Watering Can.
Tinkering V	Magnanimous Maker	Make 1 Cocktail Shaker and 1 Awesome Pot and donate them to Friendly and Pot, respectively.
Transcendental Radiation	Sharing the Oneness	Radiate mood and energy at 6 other players at the same time.

Other Quests

Quest	Description	Trigger
A Kindly Act of Randomness	Give something to 5 players who are at Level 3, 4 or 5.	An early Quest.
Baqalic Caesura	Collect 3 Glitchian ancestral remnants from the traps in the Ancestral Lands.	Given when you first enter the Ancestral Lands.
Brain Freezer	Buy all 5 different Sno Cones at the Sno Cone Vendor.	Given when the player reaches Level 10.
Firefly Whistle	Obtain 1 Firefly Whistle in the Fireflex 3000 Lab.	Given when the player first encounters a Firefly Swarm.
I Me Mine	Help 3 people to mine Rocks.	??
It's Educational	Enter the Jethimadh Tower via Tower St West and talk to Greeterbot Sentry G-42.	??
Loyalty's Rich Reward	Make 1 Icon.	??
Notice the Unnoticeable	Find 7 Half-forgotten Glitches.	Given after the player has visited 300 locations.
Spread the Garlic Love	Eat Garlic for Garlic Breath and kiss 5 different players.	An early Quest.
Start Learning Your First Skill	Start learning your first Skill.	The first Quest after leaving the Tutorial.
The Great Guzzler Challenge	Drink 12 Beers.	An early Quest.
The Numismatic Hustle	Go to Rainbow Run and collect 30 quoins in less than 30 seconds.	??

Tutorial Quests

These quests were used to teach basic aspects of gameplay.

Quest	Description	Trigger
A Little Tutorial Reinforcement	Pet 1 Pig, water 1 Tree and mark a destination on the Map, and go to it.	Given several minutes after leaving the Tutorial.
Enlarge Yer Slots	Buy a Generic Bag or a Bigger Bag.	An early Quest.
Go Jump in a Hole	Jump into The Great Hole to Ix (or climb up the ladder and out of the Great Hole).	An early Quest.
The High Jumper	Use Spinach to reach the top of the tree in your Magic Rock's memory-place.	An early Quest.
Play By Mail	Use a Mailbox to send a package to a friend.	Given when the player encounters their first Mailbox.

Legacy Quests

These quests were no longer part of Glitch by the time it closed.

Quest	Description	Trigger	Replacement
De-Embiggenify	Find the Small shiny object with no intrinsic value in Eesti Life Catalog Page 17.	Given when the player reaches Level 2.
Four Letter Words	Help a block spell some four letter words.	Given when the player reaches Level 7.
Prove Your Rook-Fighting Mettle	Navigate the Rook's Woods and smash the Rook egg.	Given when the player reaches Level 7.
Spreading the Love	Gain 23 favor points with 5 Giants from donating at their Shrine	Learn Better Learning I	Upgrade Card
Under the Wire	Speed up learning by spending 997 favor points with the primary Giant of the Skill you are learning (in one go).	Learn Better Learning III	Upgrade Card
This favor goes up to 11. Or 1511	Speed up learning by spending 1511 favor points in one go.	Learn Better Learning V	Upgrade Card
The Gold Hatted Bouncing High Jumping Memory Place	Use Spinach to reach the top of the tree in your Magic Rock's memory-place.	Early quest	The High Jumper
Word Up	Get small and help Mr. Block spell as many 3 letter words as possible in 3 minutes.	Given after finishing Four Letter Words and reaching Level 11.
??	??	Learn Unlearning I	Upgrade card
??	??	Learn Unlearning II	Upgrade Card
??	??	Learn Unlearning III	Upgrade Card